Deek Jackson

CAUTION: Inter-dimensional Flux-Capacitor Melt-down Imminent* The Luciferous Luciferian Lexicon’s Word-of-the-Day: Earth (n) 1. exact center of Sky-Guy’s forever system and His 6,000 year-old illusory universe and an well-known experimental proving ground for the evaluation of unique disposal methodologies for corpses of useless bipeds. 2 legendary (fictional) temporal lunatic asylum for processing of sky-god’s universal morons. [...]

Madoffing the U.S. Financial System “We are seeing unfold before us nothing short than the Madoffing of the U.S. financial system. The recent reports of profitability for the major financial companies—Bank of America, Goldman Sachs, Citigroup, etc. are exactly Bernie Madoff on a large scale. Here is the recipe: 1) Cannibalize incoming capital and investment [...]

Randomized eulogistical tag-lines for self-depricating eutrophication: (or brainstooming potential book-titles for uber-doomers) Ode to a has-been Once upon a used-to-be Soliloquy to Sentience Senescence Yo-yoing into oblivion Into the abyss with eyes wide-shut Knowing (is) Not Having To have is to want (from ego-desire). To know is to be (from growth) Irrelevancy in hind-sight reviewed [...]

Fear Flu pandemic to be followed by scary cure say sex magic puppet masters of earth Hello Bacterial hosts welcome to the FKN Newz Im toying with you here are tonights headlies… Scream Louder The world is gripped tonight by the prospect of a pandemic of Fear flu speading across the world killing millions. The [...]

BTW (warning), Deek ‘made me do it’. (from an equal opportunity offender) I couldn’t FKN give away for free, much less sell: (random examples) pussy on a troop ship bottled Evian water in a Somalian dust storm drugged naked hog-tied Playboy Bunny’s on the Vegas strip wenches, gun powder, parrots, rum, treasure maps, etc. on/to [...]

Debt rise as UK Tax hits record Alistair Darling: ‘This budget will enslave the British in a fake economy’ Alistair Darling has said the UK will have to tax people a record £175bn as he admitted slavery faces its best year since the Second World War. The chancellor tore up a key New Labour election [...]

Dearest Dorothy, Buckle your FKN imaginary seat belt. Because Kansas, it’s FKN goin’ bye-bye.” Yep, Texas, Oklahoma, even Alaska too. ( you too, Scotland) Please be advised: Toto will be puking in your lap as you’re shitting your vinyl panties in crash hour traffic. It is hereby suggested that you plan accordingly – also known [...]