Pope rat zinger Nazi fuck the 3rd accused of not raping and buggering children as Abused children apologies to the pope for tempting priests and telling the truth
Iraq election success for Israel, oil companies, bombers murderers, believers in imaginary beings and medieval mumbo jumbo
In the UK The Landless Peasant Party appeals for inaction and voter apathy in forthcoming general election ahead of complete drubbing in Gordon Browns safe seat
Fuck the bitch a special report by Deek Jackson on the sexual abuse of every single one of by the media and marketing scum of earth
Hello slow vibrations of energy welcome to the fkn news Im mass less particle interaction here are the head lies tonight
After recent revelations of widespread abuse by catholic priests in Ireland, and claims of similar mistreatment of children by priests in America ,Austria and Germany, narnia, middle earth , tattoine, and the disc world ,new evidence is emerging of sexual abuse in the after life, heres bell end shirt-lifter with this report.
The catholic church is reeling from another sex scandal, More than 200 reports of abuse have been made by dead victims, who claim they have been raped and abused in heaven. Abuse which they say god knew about and covered up
Pope Benedict is expected to issue a letter to be read out in Catholic churches, in which he will not respond publicly to claims that neither he nor his brother Monsignor Georg Rat zinger , have ever buggered, raped or physical abused anyone even tho god wanted them to. In the letter pope mien fuhrer Nazi fourth Reich the 3rd is expected not to call for all abused children to apologies for coming forward and telling the truth. They should admit that they tempted the priests with their innocence and vulnerability, and willingly kept quite about abuse out of fear of burning in hell for eternity. The letter wont go on – when your a power hungry psychopathic fraudster peddling delusions and claiming you are the moral authority of god on earth. The idea that your victims can stand up and reveal you to be amoral, lying, rapist cowards is reprehensible – As for accusation of sexual abuse in the after life – God did not know about these claims, there were incidents of condemning all of humanity as sinners whos redemption relied on sucking gods dick , but no specific evidence that anyone gave a fuck about that.
Neither the pope nor his brother will dignify claims that they didnt bugger, rape ,sexually abuse or condemn children as sinful Satan fodder -In keeping with gods will , instead they dont claim – the very fact that we poison the minds of humans with hocus pocus sin guilt and the threat of eternal suffering , says more about us and people like us than any physical act of sodomy ever could – siege hiel er I mean – burn in hell – er I mean god loves you ..in a very real and physically intimate way , for ever and ever or its off to the burny fire.. this is bell end shirt-lifter for the fkn newz
In Iraq the election count continues amid accusations of vote rigging , nepotism, corruption and double dealing. International observers say its a triumph for the Americana style of democracy where who you vote for is controlled by America and your vote is irrelevant on the day. But who are the real winners heres our middle east corespondent hidin greenzone…
democracy may be new to the iraqi people but lies,corruption and puppet governments forced on them by foreign powers are old friends. This is a country created by britain when Persia was split into iran and iraq in 1918 and Kurdistan completely disappeared, A country whos peoples have watched helplessly as Britain then America foisted on them constitutional monarchy’s, powerless parliaments, military dictators and now a religious coalition. Of course the real power was never in these institutions and when the dust settles on this one, whoever emerges as leader of the country will be no different and no leader – the real winners here are likely to be Israel – gagging for pipeline to its northern port of Haifa from the oil rich north of Iraq – the now embryonic kurdish state – Israel, views a pipeline to Haifa as a “bonus” the U.S. could give to Israel in return for its unequivocal support for the American-led campaign in Iraq, The new pipeline would take oil from the Kirkuk area, where some 40 percent of Iraqi oil is produced, and transport it via Mosul, and then across Jordan to Israel. But who gives a fuck about that, its not like Israel created the conditions for war in Iraq so it could get it hands on their oil by proxy ..er no its not like that at all.. er its not like Israel is desperate for and completely relient on energy imports but couldnt get any from its Arab neighbors because they hate them …er no its not like that at all, its not like America wants a virtual 51st state in the middle east , with a nuclear arsenal and cutting edge military , dominating regional politics , its not like America spent trillions invading and quelling Iraq and will now suck it dry , its not like , Iraq is now so full of mercenaries , US troops could pullout tomorrow and you couldnt see the gap, its not like the iraqi people are an irrelevant sideshow to the global energy game and geopolitics of superpowers, its not like you or I or any of the shit flushing coke drinking , cold beer in the fridge , x factor , pizza delivery economic drug addicts give a fuck anyway , well maybe its abit like that …
Moron that story later
In the UK the Landless peasant party has called for voter apathy and inaction in Gordon brown constituency on polling day during the forthcoming general election. Heres Leader of the Lpp Deek Jackson.
Hello Landless Peasants, My names Deek jackson , I will be standing against the Gordon Brown the prime minster in the general election this year . Gordon brown enjoys a majority 22 thousand in his parliamentary seat, it is by all accounts one of the safest seats of any party in the uk.
It is beyond reason to hope we will win this seat or any others but that doesnt matter. What matters is the building of our party , the raising of awareness on land use and the opportunity to shout in public without being arrested.
To further these ends I appeal to all landless Peasants in the uk to join the party, to volunteer your skills and energy, and of course to give us some money.
Political parties are exclusively funded by their members and donations, without them there will be no funds to pay for electoral deposits, campaign expenses or other vital activities on the road to power and independence.
To Labour voters in Gordon Brown seat I have a question , how did the party representing the mass of poor landless , economic slaves , owned by their Lords and landowners – come to be called “work” thats right Labour, Labour will keep you in work, keep you in your jobs, keep you in the game we call our economy , an economy designed to make money from a few for the many , sure youll get a longer tea break and paid holidays , but if the shit hits the fan you ll be back in the fields picking potatoes for lord “I own Norfolk and every ass in it” faster than you can say historical perspective. If you have nothing but work arent you a slave, if you have no choice from the day you are born but to take part in the “economy” created by landowners for land owners arent you a peasant just like us.
Maybe you dont think so , maybe you think theres something noble about spending you one life on earth as a wage slave for your betters. Perhaps you dont mind having to Labour for your very life, But if theres the smallest grain of resistance left in your being , if you have any doubts about the dignity of employment do us a favour – stay at home on election day or vote landless peasant youll be doing us and yourself a favour.
And now deek jacksons funny fkn planet continues with a look at constant sexual stimulation with no gratification…
Hello, thanks – any rapists or pedophiles in tonight – no – boy the porn industry misjudged the market didnt they – some one should tell them – no one here has fantasy’s about rape , no body finds all those bald vagina’s splashed across the centerfold of hustler remotely stimulating and none of us get a warm feeling watching Britney schoolgirl video – or those sexy st trinnians – mmm they were all big mistakes by the purveyors of erotica and porn. Wait a minute tho – those products do sell, in there millions, porn is very popular and overflowing with pigtailed babysitters succumbing to daddys dick, sexy school girls blow jobbing lollipops, bald twat pictures roll of the presses in porn mags by the million –
im confused..I did some research and discovered that the no 1 sexual fantasy of both males and females is rape, of course its idealized rape with gradual submission and no forensic aftre math, but its rape nonetheless less. More research reveals that beauty is now defined by youth , that is to say that our culture believes that the measure of a beautiful person is how young they are..So welcome to a world where exploiting human sexuality for money relies upon the desire to rape children..nice If you dont believe me or you object to my conclusions , good, a healthy debate is needed to sort out our delusions. BTW if there are any real rapists or pedophiles watching – dont hurt anyone – have a wank or something really -use your imagination- Meanwhile Perhaps you think the rape or abuse of children is only carried out by satanist pedophiles and catholic priests – er sorry there the same thing really – The fact is 99% of children are abused in their home by their fathers uncles grandfathers or other extended family member and most rape victims know their attacker That being the case I offer the following solutions to the problem of sexual violence
1. stop selling sex – no i dont mean ban it i mean allow nudity and sex in the media anywhere anytime, until were bored of it
2. educate children to have the vocabulary and confidence to say daddy makes me suck his dick –
and finally get over it ,sex is why were all here , ther is nothing bad or that good about sex, its skin rubing together leading to the release of some chemicals, its part of our life and shouldnt be a top shelf money spinner for porn vendors..
we are surrounded and bombarded by erotic images at every turn and in every imaginable location , each image competing with the last to be more alluring, more captivating, more stimulating than the last but not quite stimulating enough, because advertisers dont actually want you to orgasm or to be satisfied, they want you in a state of agitation, if you actually come your no longer paying attention, youll roll over and go to sleep.
Even in the world of public space and family entertainment sexual stimulation is ever present , adverts for all sots of rubbish feature nubile females giggling touching each other and pouting incessantly , billboards with breasts, web banners with bums, pop videos with ragga booty shaking in the face –
does anybody else wish somebody in those videos would just fuck the bitch – really, Whenever I see a video like that im shouting for some action , “ cmon whip it out and stuff it in, fuck dat booty, what kinda show is this “ cos im tired im tired of having my dick exploited to get my attention and then nothing, leave my dick alone unless your gonna finish the job . In fact I would like them create advertising so powerful that it can reach out the page or screen and jerk me off. yeh how about that , Id be walking though the mall and see a picture of such sexual wizardry I would just come in my pants ooh h the new BMW uh uh uh , yeh now thats effective marketing . And how about this froa refreshing popo video – lady gagas new tune comes on the telly , shes wearing nothing but make up, her dancers are a troop of swedish lesbians wearing strapon dildos, they fill every hole in her body with latex dong, wearing her like a pencil top toy , then in the finale a man appears fucks her in the ass and shoots in her face – now thats entertainment , no half measures , no holding back , no prurient top shelf hypocrisy, if you gonna cover our world in sex , then fuc the bitch , well all feel better for it.
But thats not gonna happen, why? because if you gave sex away for free and nobody thought it was special or interesting or entertaining , what use would it be in exploiting people – none at all
Thanks may your government fear your wrath and your god be you .